Priapeia

Priaepia

by divers poets in English verse and prose. Translated by Sir Richard Burton and Leonard C. Smithers

  1. For that like bladder that bursts with a loud explosion I farted
  2. From my cleft buttocks of fig. Hereat they ran to the city,
  3. Canidia's false teeth with Sagana's towering hair-tour
  4. Falling aground and herbs and magical armlets on forearms
  5. Showed to beholder's sight with many a joke and much laughter.