Priapeia

Priaepia

by divers poets in English verse and prose. Translated by Sir Richard Burton and Leonard C. Smithers

  1. Glance at my nature, Thief! and estimate
  2. The mentule thou must cack and what's it weight.
  1. A starveling stranger made me laughing-stock,
  2. Bringing me cakes and spelt with salt bestrown;
  3. Then, having scattered part upon the fire,
  4. Forthright he hied him, duty duly done.
  5. Hereat a neighbour's bitch incontinent comes--
  6. Led by the savour of the smoke, I ween--