Institutio Oratoria
Quintilian
Quintilian. Institutio Oratoria, Volume 1-4. Butler, Harold Edgeworth, translator. Cambridge, Mass; London: Harvard University Press, William Heinemann Ltd., 1920-1922.
But I shall overload this book with illustrations and turn it into a common jest-book, if I continue to quote each jest that was made by our forefathers.
v4-6 p.475
All forms of argument afford equal opportunity for jests. Augustus for example employed definition when he said of two ballet-dancers who were engaged in a contest, turn and turn about, as to who could make tile most exquisite gestures, that one was a dancer and the other merely interrupted the dancing. Galba on the other hand made use of partition when he replied to a friend who asked him for a cloak,
It is not raining and you don't need it; if it does rain, I shall wear it myself.Similar material for jests is supplied by genus, species, property, difference, conjugates, [*](See v. x. 85.) adjuncts, antecedents, consequents, contraries, causes, effects, and comparisons of things greater, equal, or less, [*]( See v. x. 55 sqq. ) as it is also by all forms of trope.