Hermotimus
Lucian of Samosata
The Works of Lucian of Samosata, complete, with exceptions specified in thepreface, Vol. 2. Fowler, H. W. and Fowlere, F.G., translators. Oxford at the Clarendon Press, 1905.
Lycinus What shall we do, then? I do not think we ought to despair, in the momentary absence of such a guide. Perhaps the best and safest plan of all is to set to work oneself, go through every system, and carefully examine the various doctrines.
Hermotimus That is what seems to be indicated. I am afraid, though, there is an obstacle in what you said just now: it is not
Lycinus My notion is to copy Theseus, get dame Ariadne to give us a skein, and go into one labyrinth after another, with the certainty of getting out by winding it up.
Hermotimus Who is to be our Ariadne? Where shall we find the skein?
Lycinus Never despair; I fancy I have found something to hold on to and escape.
Hermotimus And what is that?
Lycinus It is not original; I borrow it from one of the wise men: ‘Be sober and doubt all things,’ says he. If we do not believe everything we are told, but behave like jurymen who suspend judgement till they have heard the other side, we may have no difficulty in getting out of the labyrinths.
Hermotimus A good plan; let us try it.
Lycinus Very well, which shall we start with? However, that will make no difference; we may begin with whomsoever we fancy, Pythagoras, say; how long shall we allow for learning the whole of Pythagoreanism? and do not omit the five years of silence; including those, I suppose thirty altogether will do; or, if you do not like that, still we cannot put it lower than twenty.
Hermotimus Put it at that.
Lycinus Plato will come next with as many more, and then Aristotle cannot do with less.
Hermotimus No.
Lycinus As to Chrysippus, I need not ask you; you have told me already that forty is barely enough.
Hermotimus That is so.
Lycinus And we have still Epicurus and the others, I am not
Hermotimus Over two hundred years.
Lycinus Shall we deduct a quarter of that, and say a hundred and fifty will do? or can we halve it?