Vitae philosophorum

Diogenes Laertius

Diogenes Laertius. Hicks, R. D., editor. Cambridge, MA.: Harvard University Press; London: William Heinemann Ltd., 1925.

At last, however, he fell a victim to a plot, was robbed of all, and in despair ended his days by hanging himself. I have composed a trifle upon him[*](Anth. Plan. v. 41.):

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  1. May be, you know Menippus,
  2. Phoenician by birth, but a Cretan hound:
  3. A money-lender by the day—so he was called—
  4. At Thebes when once on a time his house was broken into
  5. And he lost his all, not understanding what it is to be a Cynic,
  6. He hanged himself.

Some authorities question the genuineness of the books attributed to him, alleging them to be by Dionysius and Zopyrus of Colophon, who, writing them for a joke, made them over to Menippus as a person able to dispose of them advantageously.

There have been six men named Menippus: the first the man who wrote a History of the Lydians and abridged Xanthus; the second my present subject; the third a sophist of Stratonicea, a Carian by descent[*](Cf.Cic.Brut.91, § 315 post a me tota Asia peragrata est, [fuique]cum summis quidem oratoribus, quibus-cum exercebar ipsis lubentibus; quorum erat princeps Menippus Stratonicensis meo iudicio tota Asia illis temporibus disertissimus, and Strabo xvi. 660.); the fourth a sculptor; the fifth and sixth painters, both mentioned by Apollodorus.

However, the writings of Menippus the Cynic are thirteen in number:

  • Necromancy.
  • Wills.
  • Epistles artificially composed as if by the gods.
  • Replies to the physicists and mathematicians and grammarians; and
  • A book about the birth of Epicurus; and
  • The School’s reverence for the twentieth day.
  • Besides other works.